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thatenglishamericangirl:

elsa-everdeen:

teenyweenynotepad:

artemislocheia:

5sos-smut-world:

thejamesboyle:

caluummhood:

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

the first post ever on tumblr

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

reblog this because it shows up every blue moon

I FOUND IT ✊

I WAS SO SCARED IT WOULDNT BE THE ORIGINAL

weavemunchers:

Don’t be offended if someone doesn’t reply to your text. Their phone is probably “just on silent” or “right in front of their lying face”

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noleave:

megasixtyfour:

“Hey, can you come to this event thing that you have no interest in?”

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“There’s free food.”

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  • dad: why are you drinking coffee at 10pm?
  • me: time is an illusion. once you realize that, you can transcend, and live in bliss
  • me: *takes sip*
  • me: also i have a 10 page paper due in the morning that i haven't started

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ohitsjustgreg:
“calvin-klein-sign-me-already:
“ask-koki-kariya:
“randomfandom121896-2:
“ask-koki-kariya:
“qorter:
“So I found Doug Dimmadome at Dragon Con
”
You mean Doug Dimmadome owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome?
”
That’s right Doug Dimmadome owner...

ohitsjustgreg:

calvin-klein-sign-me-already:

ask-koki-kariya:

randomfandom121896-2:

ask-koki-kariya:

qorter:

So I found Doug Dimmadome at Dragon Con

You mean Doug Dimmadome owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome?

That’s right Doug Dimmadome owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome.

Wow I’m your biggest fan, Doug Dimmadome owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome!

THE Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome where they’re showing Crash Nebula?

On Ice

thatsmoderatelyraven:
“ This has been made into a gif to make this scene seem deep and meaningful but it literally is the episode when they turn the krusty krab into a hotel and patrick doesn’t even know its a hotel and tries to buy a krabby patty...

thatsmoderatelyraven:

This has been made into a gif to make this scene seem deep and meaningful but it literally is the episode when they turn the krusty krab into a hotel and patrick doesn’t even know its a hotel and tries to buy a krabby patty and they’re like why did you even come

niknak79:
“ Best charity idea ever. One dollar per duct tape piece. (He’s the Principal)
”

niknak79:

Best charity idea ever. One dollar per duct tape piece. (He’s the Principal)